The best part is that these crystals won’t facilitate zapping your crotch, like Uncle Rico’s time machine. They might even make you feel uplifted. Of course if crotch-zapping makes you feel uplifted, well, I say zap away.
And now I’m going to start a new paragraph because that last one was getting a touch untoward. Onward! I’m putting pyrite in No. 13 Baby for magnetism and grounding! Put the sex in “unisex,” people!
So, I would love to hear from you - what are your favorite crystals and what crystals and scents do you think go together?
*won't necessarily make all of your dreams come true -- only youuuuuu can make your dreams come true. But I'm rooting for you like whoa. What do you think? GOSH.